Oh honey, time to wake up for school. You don't feel good? Well you don't have a fever. Are you lying to mommy? What hurts sweetie? Your peepee? Is that actually true silly? If it is then I'm going to have daddy take you to the doctors. It doesn't hurt, you just want mommy to touch your peepee? You're a naughty boy! You know what day it is, don't you? Mommy leaves for her big trip today. I'm going to be gone for a few months. I know mommy is sad too and mommy is also going to miss our special mommy-son time. How about this, I'll keep you home from school until lunchtime so we can spend the morning together okay? Mommy will kiss you, rub you, and give you little licks and sucks your peepee okay? I know you love that. Mommy loves you so much sweetie. Go ahead and take off those little pajama pants.