Good morning, Sweetheart! Do you know why I got you up so early for today's lesson? Well, it's because today, we're learning the first lesson in our Sexual Education unit, Masturbation! Have you ever noticed that your penis is really big and hard when you get out of bed? It's ok, Honey, it's completely natural for a growing boy to experience that in the morning. It's called an ERECTION, and in fact, you'll probably have one every morning, so what better time to learn how to masturbate than right now! You're going to LOVE it, Sweetie, just watch me and do exactly as I do.