Are you out of toilet paper in there sweetie? Here I come. Did you go poop? You did. I can smell it. Here, why don't I check your asshole before you wipe. No it's totally normal for your babysitter to check you. Now let me see. Turn around and hold your cheeks open for me. Can I just smell it for 2 minutes? How about I'll take you for ice cream and toys okay? Oh wow, you have such a nice tight hole sweetie. Wait these 2 mins don't count yet! Will you give me a little toot? Please I really want to smell it. Fart right in my face. There you go, good boy. Another. Oops looks like you pushed a little too hard and poop came out with that one. No it's okay, let me clean you with my tongue. That feels good, doesn't it? Oh look how hard your peepee is. Let me suck you off real quick. You're such a good boy.