I feel the need to poo coming slowly, so I decide to face sit a bit as I wait for it to need to come out. I want to push it straight in his mouth, but when I finally need to go, the urge to pee comes in at the same time!
Sorry but I won't be wasting that perfectly good pee; I ordered him to crawl to the toilet chair to make sure he swallows everything that comes out of me :3
This is what it means to have a human toilet.