Thank you so much for seeing me, Doctor! As you can see, my breasts are so big that it’s almost an emergency! Forgive me for being shy, I know you need to look. See how big they are? How low they hang? You want me to jump up and down? Ok. Swing them side to side? Sure, Doc. Whatever you say. Wait – IS YOUR DICK HARD!? What the fuck are you, some kind of pervert? Well guess what? Joke’s on you- get that cock out and jerk it for my giant bouncing tits! That’s it, stroke it you dirty fuckin perv, and give me all of your cum! My next appointment is going to be a REAL consultation, though.